corntroversy:

737downoverabq:

in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath

now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK

the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it

(via kiss-tomorrowgoodbye)




cooba22:

This one wins

(via whatever-shes-got)




fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

(via ty-the-trans-guy)



i googled “powerful dog” and now im screaming. this is too much power. someone stop this dog
i googled “powerful dog” and now im screaming. this is too much power. someone stop this dog

(via leftintexas)


nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via ty-the-trans-guy)


awesomequotesareawesome:

- Texan Proverb

awesomequotesareawesome:

- Texan Proverb

(via vanlearrose)


(via treehustler)


kitttenkat:

I got a selfie with Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse! They visited my college campus promotion their new movie!

kitttenkat:

I got a selfie with Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse! They visited my college campus promotion their new movie!