guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

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turnerandcasablancas:

person: hey, r u crying????
me: no I just have a little piece of human sadness in my eye

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

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officialmegane:

Unnecessary love triangles

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did you mean the entire teen fiction section

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littlesouthernchick:

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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I do this All the time at EVERY store

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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry (via whitebeyonce)

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