Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

vaginatrainer:

Look how evil my cat looks

vaginatrainer:

Look how evil my cat looks

(via oregongeorgiagrown)


wisconsins-country-girl:

I rather have hot burgers over a hot body any day. 

wisconsins-country-girl:

I rather have hot burgers over a hot body any day. 

(via danacarey3)







fahrstahl:

speedemon666:
"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." -T.E. Lawrence

fahrstahl:

speedemon666:

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." -T.E. Lawrence

(via crimsonthrasher)


glitterandcamo:

The good thing about country concerts is that when some douche knocks you to the ground, six other guys will jump on him.

(via masshole-gonecountry)




coloradocountryboy:

countryff4171:

Pretty damn pretty 👌

coloradocountryboy's Sampson

MYYYY BOYYYYYYYY 😍

coloradocountryboy:

countryff4171:

Pretty damn pretty 👌

coloradocountryboy's Sampson

MYYYY BOYYYYYYYY 😍

(via countrycavallo)


heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

(via thegirlnamedtennessee)